What a fun night...NOT

Q - Which of the following happened in the Ulanoski household last night?

1) Bella wanted to snuggle Alex before bed, so we let them lay in our bed. Bellz passed out and then when we went to move her to her room, we saw she had wet the bed. Huge puddle that soaked thru the mattress pad and into the mattress. Just so happened that it was on my side of the bed.

2) Alex had a blowout at 3:30 in the morning. I was feeding him and felt something wet on my arm. Looked down and saw poo soaking thru his jammies. I grabbed a nearby burb cloth and put that under his bottom until he was done eating. Poo on Alex, Poo on the burpcloth, Poo on the sheets, Poo on me. Had to wake Lenny up to help me clean it all up.

3) As I was cleaning Alex up from the blowout, he spit up all over my leg and the rug in the bathroom.

4) All of the above.

A - If you guessed all of the above, you are right. I don't think anything else could have gone wrong last night. Oh, and did I mention that the sunroof on the edge was stuck in the open position, it poured down rain in the afternooion, the car got soaked, and then one of us left the ignition in the accessory position, thereby draining the battery? Had to borrow jumper cables from the neighbors to get it started again. Like I said, fun night.